DUDE

Oh. My. God.

So I was following this thread, on AW forums. Basically it started about how to get your avatar bigger. But then I saw MacAllister (the awesome dude of awesomeness) would randomly give out ultra-cool avies.

So I asked if this was true. And a small convo ensued. I went to check out some other threads. Then, suddenly I looked down, and my avatar was different.

It was supposed to be this;

But instead it was this;

OMFG!!!! ISN'T THAT THE MOST FREAKIN AWESOME THING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN??? IT'S SO FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay I'm done freaking now. I was toatally blessed by the AW gods!!! It's so amazing!!!!!

And the lesson in this, children, is as follows;

"Always buy apples without chickens"

-Jessie

ETA: I'm really sorry about this post....It was very late. I think i may have been suffering from sugar-rush. Sorry you had to witness it...

Plot Walls: Just Another Day In The Life

 8/13/2010  2:30 PM

Hey people!! So I told you that I retired my ms Fighting Samuaii, and that I'm finishing my novel Being Evil. Which, by the way, is an amazingly sarcastic portrayal of a self-proclaimed villain's adventures in heaven.


So how did that sound? Sophisticated right? I know! Eeep!


But I'm stuck on where to go. I've outlined up to chapter seven, but somehow I'm stuck. I know how it's supposed to end, just not a clue how to get there. Does anyone know a site that helps people flesh out ideas?


Oh who cares. I figure it out eventually. Anyway, I'm here to talk about a website. What was it again? 
*Shuffles through papers on desk*
Ah! Here it is! Let's see *squints* Umm 'Lite or Shy by Shocker Mickey'? Well that can't be right...
Oh I'm sorry! Write or Die by Dr. Wicked! 


Come to think of it that doesn't sound much better.


Anyway I highly recommend this website! It's amazing! You get to pick your word limit, the time, the forgiveness level as well as how strict the consequences are.


I'm really not doing it justice. Basically it helps you write. The only problem I have with this website is that if you're playing a song on say youtube or something, writing in the window pauses the song. So you have to go back to the window and click play again, which wastes time. Other than that (and it's really just a minor annoyance) It's a wonderful website. I am neglecting writing in it lately, but I feel like I'm over analyzing everything. I just need to write and stop worrying! 


Anyway I gotta go guys! 


Ohmygod. I just realized today was Friday the 13th. YAY!


Okay perhaps I need to explain. I was born on the thirteenth of March. granted, it was on a Monday, but apparently because I was born on that day, every time it rolls around I get good luck. Something about being blessed by the devil? Not sure. All I know is that this is the perfect day to write  Being Evil.


Lol, bye guys!


-Jessie

Rainstorm: Writer's Block

 8/1/2010  2:30 PM

Oh, I see that look! I suppose you thought I would start with rejection, or something having to do with anyone but you.

Well, believe it or not, before you even brave the winds of publication, you have to write your book first. And that won't happen if you can't force yourself to write. Unfortunately, no one has a fail-proof method. Some suggestions are to;

Play music
Make tea
Take a Shower
Exercise

But in the end it comes down to sitting down and writing. I know, that seems like horrible advice. In a way, it is. I remember surfing the internet, trying my best to find something to force me to write. And everyone said just write. I was disappointed. The whole point was that I couldn't write.

But stop getting distracted. Shut everything out and write. Soon, words start to flow easier. Of course, sometimes you'll have bad days. Sometimes you'll have bad weeks. But you have to keep at it.

Think of your pen losing ink, but you know it still had ink inside, You just have to keep writing until it flows again.

-Jessie